"My God! We've Elected a Monster from Outer Space!" President Evil Online!  The web's ONLY horror n' humor political parody website (as far as I know, not that I've actually looked) Horror! Humor! Death! Disaster! Pestilence! Plague! Fun! Giggles! Evil Dwarves! Mass Insanity! Goofy n' Kooky! Crazy Cool! Serial Killers! She-Devils! Shit-Demons! Rush Limbaugh! Dark Beautiful Girls with Breasts That Kill! Lawyers! Ghouls! Vampires! Werewolves! Flesh-Eating Republican Zombies! Murder! Redrum! Murder! Redrum! Political Spin vs. The Hideous Truth!

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Home of the rabid sneering Cheneydog of ancient scribblage, and assorted other creatures dark, fierce and inexplicable...

...but dare ye go further?  ... and need I double-dog-dare ye?   I Am Not Afraid,  old swamp witch woman, or whoever you are... lead on... But no tricks, I warn you... or my blade will taste blood! Witch:"And you've no problem with a bit of mild profanity, right? You're 18, right?" No problem... and yes, I am 18... Now lead on, craven whore of Satan! No Thanks...  I FEAR truth as the vampire fears the cross! And I think Mr. Bush and his people are doing a fine job! Where's the worry? Now please send me back from whence I came, as I don't even know where my own Back button is... I can't even find my own ass most of the time... I'll pray for you, ok?

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